chodyfoster:

“There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child”

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her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.

If your child went missing, would you really think to yourself, “hmm. I bet she got taken into an alternate universe through her closet. I’ll just go check for her there.”?

I get your point, but c’mon–let’s give boo’s parents a little credit here.

lesbianshepard:

i was raised catholic so every time i hear “may the force be with you” my automatic response is “and also with you”

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georgeorsonwelles:

Ryan McHenry, creator of the “Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal” vines recently passed away from cancer at the age of 27. Ryan created this vine in his memory. You can donate to a fund to support sarcoma research here.    

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zmxliks:

when you make a joke and your parents turn it into a serious conversation

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This is no joke, it really happened in my first responder class today

  • My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
  • What do you do next?
  • Student: Call 911!
  • My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.
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soundlyawake:
“ he has no idea
”

soundlyawake:

he has no idea

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peachy-gg:

oportunitas:

Sometimes you stop talking to someone, because you keep telling yourself that if they wanted to talk to you, they would.

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE.

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leothegiant:

black-nata:

what do you mean that’s not the actual dialogue from the movie?

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Ahaha

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